The 1960s are finally over in Madison.

The 1970s are here at last. Hand me my coke spoon.

I was excited to read that hunky Colin Farrell will appear as Alexander the Great in an Oliver Stone biopic. So excited I ran to the other room to tell Ereck. This conversation ensued:

Me: You'll never guess who Colin Farrell's going to play!

Ereck: Give me a hint.

Me: He's ambitious, and fey.

Ereck: David Geffen?