Monday, March 15, 2004

Neither cheap nor a trick, if you ask me

In honor of Ereck's week-long vacation from la vie academique, I'm desperately trying to find a copy of Cheap Trick's "Spring Break," the title song of the 1983 sex comedy. This came out during the band's wander in the early-80s cinematic wilderness--think of the "Spring Break" track as a poor man's "Up the Creek." (I'm a fan of both songs. Without a paddle, baby.)

Sunday, March 14, 2004

Speak, CableGuide

This page of 1983 magazine covers with Olivia Newton-John is, naturally, of inherent interest. But it's also interesting to me because the second magazine featured is Nashville's CableGuide, and I have a burning interest in browsing issues of that publication from, in fact, precisely the time of the Olivia Newton-John issue, which is dated January 18, 1983.

Cable television was then a new and exciting thing to twelve-year-old me--it's impossible to convey how very, very exciting--and I'd like to refresh my memory. Out of curiosity, I checked the catalog of the Nashville public library, but they don't have the CableGuide. Where would I find this valuable archive?

(Olivia is indeed a vivid early cable memory for me, especially her hot "Physical" video, the surprise ending of which had gym queens.)

(Another early cable memory is pay-cable broadcasts of Men of Chippendales extravaganzas. I would furtively sneak late-night viewings of these.)

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Clarity

Never mind about the query in my last. I now understand Peter Kunisch's bio: he subs at 15. Does the same company own channels 15 and 57? Does the same company own everything?
The news is on

Bravo to our own Jason, who turned in a fine performance as culture maven last night on WB57's "Nine O'Clock News." Ereck and I have a crush on "Nine O'Clock News" host Peter Kunisch and are thinking of writing him a mash note. I gather the bio of him I linked to on NBC15's web site is out of date? Surely he's no longer with 15?

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Daydreaming

Headline spotted today on salon.com:

Prosecutors argue for Limbaugh records

Dialog that entered my mind when I read it:

"Dibs on Peaches & Herb!"

"You bastard!"

I'm feeling punchy today; not sure why.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Adieu

At last the University of Wisconsin political science department has deleted my email account, and I must admit I'm a little relieved. I haven't been affiliated with the department since (let me see) January 2001, but the account continued to work, and I never had the heart to tell anyone. So I continued to check the account regularly, and learned more than I could use about job talks, grad student meetings and--increasingly--penis enlargement. But as I also learned from the grad student list, the department has implemented a new email system, and during the changeover someone must have noticed: this motherfucker isn't here anymore. So I bid you farewell, sweet political science department. May your next two-tailed hypothesis be your most satisfying.

Monday, March 08, 2004

Hilarious

A recent conservative attack ad blasts Kerry for being a rich elitist.

So what is Bush? A proletarian? Do they really think we're that stupid?