Friday, November 28, 2003

The latest from Nashville

My dad says he has a colleague with a patient who requested a prescription for 100 Viagra. The doctor told the man to be careful with so much Viagra, and the man said it wasn't for him--it was for his tomatoes. He explained that if you give your tomatoes Viagra, "You don't need to stake 'em."

This is a joke, right? Sometimes with my dad it's hard to tell.

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Gentle on my mind

In case you haven't seen it yet:
Greetings from Nashville

Proof my dad accepts my lifestyle: in conversation last night he repeatedly described Waylon Jennings as 'fabulous.'