Friday, July 05, 2013

The new normal

You know what moving heavy boxes and furniture at age 42 affirms? I'm age 42. As opposed to age 22.

Thursday, July 04, 2013

My advice

Confidential to the little kid on the school bus who slyly shot me a bird as I drove past: You're going to have to work on your negativity.

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Today's top story

Consensus Emerges That From Now On, All Westerns Are Revisionist Westerns

Monday, July 01, 2013

Decisions decisions

How thoughtless

The problem with the Instagram fruit spam is that it makes people selling legitimate miracle fruit diets look bad.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Scenes from a move

Adult education

If politics hadn't worked out, Gov. Alexander could have fallen back on his TRS-80 skills.

Feats of strength

Nashville ought to bring back the All-American Country Games. They would help us find out what the stars are really made of. When Sylvia biked, she biked to win.

What would we do, baby

Farewell, "Family Ties" creator Gary David Goldberg. Alex talking to the picture of Nixon was freaking funny.