It was bad enough for me when I used to call old girlfriends late at night

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Kiss kiss bang bang

As I've reported before, one of my most enjoyable writing duties for Isthmus newspaper is producing two-sentence reviews of movies, most of them grade B or lower. If you're curious, I scanned my movie blurbs, and you can read them here and here.