Focus on pants

If you want to know more about the notorious video that proves SpongeBob SquarePants is gay, if Dr. James Dobson and Focus on the Family are right, you can read about it--and watch it--here.

I've watched the video, and I must admit, Dr. Dobson has a point: it's pretty gay. It's a bunch of cartoons and puppets singing "We Are Family," which is, let's face it, the gayest song in the whole entire world (with the possible exception of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"). I also spotted two living, breathing gay icons, Whoopi Goldberg and Diana Ross, not to mention a bit of drollery from "Sesame Street's" Oscar the Grouch, who has the same name as Oscar Wilde.