Campaign advice

Things have never looked grimmer for the Bush administration. So maybe it's time for the chief executive to reinstate an old standby of Republican governance: the Whip Inflation Now button. Of course, inflation is not a problem these days, and come to think of it, Gerald Ford lost that election.

But it's never too early to get out in front of the issues.

Or there's always bombing Iran. What about a Whip Iran Now pin?