Forward

To you University of Wisconsin Badger fans miffed that the cable company Charter Communications doesn't carry the Big Ten Network, and that therefore you won't be able to watch certain Badger football games on television at home, here's what you can do with that time on a Saturday instead:

1) Read a book.
2) Read a newspaper.
3) Read a magazine.
4) Read a web site.
5) Go for a walk.
6) Call an old friend.
7) Balance your checkbook.
8) Play with the dog.
9) Journal.
10) Volunteer.
11) Watch "How Do I Look?" reruns on television.
12) Watch anything on television.
13) Listen to the game on the radio, the theater of the mind.