Magic just off the I-5
Yesterday I visited Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif. I kept readers up to date on my doings in a series of text messages, which I'm reproducing here.
1/21/09 11:12 AM
Greetings from Disneyland. About to ride Autopia. This is where you can drive a car to the theme park so you can drive a smaller car inside the theme park.
1/21/09 11:31 AM
About to board the monorail. Did you know I love monorails? xxoxo
1/21/09 11:37 AM
The monorail conductor sounds a little like Jeff Spicoli. xoxo
1/21/09 12:01 PM
The problem is getting stuck next to a particularly unpleasant family in a particularly long line. xoxox
1/21/09 12:08 PM
Do I recall correctly that Nixon press secretary Ron Ziegler operated the Enchanted Tiki Room? [Ed. note -- it was the Jungle Cruise.]
1/21/09 1:05 PM
Lines are getting longer; tensions are rising. The girl operating the Pinocchio ride just snapped at the woman in front of me. xo
1/21/09 1:12 PM
All safety announcements are in character and bilingual.
1/21/09 1:28 PM
Sleeping Beauty is saved by eros. xoxo
1/21/09 1:54 PM
Disneyland subtly or not so subtly reinforces the nuclear family. The Show White ride operator was weirded out by me riding alone in a car meant for 4 to 6. xo
1/21/09 2:08 PM
The irony is that Snow White is a story about people not in conventional families -- single women, a group of men who live together. xoxo
1/21/09 2:50 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean ride features wench auction.
1/21/09 3:02 PM
Every ride exits into gift shop. xoxo
1/21/09 3:39 PM
Either I'm on acid or I'm in the enchanted tiki room.
1/21/09 3:45 PM
Music in line at jungle cruise: "Moonglow."
1/21/09 4:29 PM
The American vernacular songbook is alive and well at Disneyland. I feel like I've heard five different versions of "Home on the Range."
1/21/09 4:31 PM
Now I'm just waiting for the live barbershop performance to start.
1/21/09 4:47 PM
It was the greatest thing ever, a barbershop flag ceremony. America!
1/21/09 5:40 PM
INDIANA JONES RIDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
1/21/09 5:41 pm
Surrey with the Fringe on Top