That's entertainment

SCENE
Bongo Video

DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Ereck
Kenneth

Kenneth, holding copy of the original Parent Trap (not the remake with Lindsay Lohan): Every time I look at Hayley Mills, I just want to weep. Why is that?

Ereck, whispering: Because you're gay.

FIN

Postscript: A couple of days later, I bought a copy of The Parent Trap at a thrift store.