Duh

As everyone who knows a dummy knows, being a dummy is a serious hindrance. That is why a series of books gives hope to all dummies. Any body of knowledge, it turns out, is comprehensible to even the most insensate clods, as long as it is presented in the manner of an eighth-grade textbook. (And as long as they can read.)

But what about the smarties? We've all met people who are simply too intelligent for their own good, whose powers of reasoning get in the way of performing even the simplest tasks. My brilliant boyfriend Ereck was pointing this out last night, and thereby conceived of a new series of books. So what do you think? I present to you his inaugural title: Container Gardening for the Overanalytical.