Whew

Last night I dreamed that Wisconsin State Journal page-two columnist (and former Isthmus staffer) Melanie Conklin ran an item saying I had been spotted in possession of marijuana. Not smoking marijuana, just in possession of it. In the dream, I entered a panicked frenzy.

Then I was relieved to awaken not in dreamland Madison but in real-life Madison, where it's considered surreal not to be in possession of marijuana.

For the record, I'm not in possession of marijuana.